The Dragon’s End
Although I had had many years to get over the novelty of eyepatches, I often still forgot on Revaliir how romanticized they could be. Losing an eye sounds great until you actually go through it. After all, the lost eye gives you an excuse to dress up in ways that would otherwise make you look quite ridiculous. Yet I had been so jaded by my own experiences with the realities of such a handicap that the enthusiasm I received for it came as quite the surprise; especially from the daughter of a woman who hated pirates as much as Katerina did.
Guinevere practically shattered the silence at the table with her squeals of delight when she heard me talk about the patch I had hated for so long, and I’m sure her sister was thankful for that given my lack of filter mere moments prior.
“Yeah, a lot of muscle oogling was going on between you and Mr. tall, dark and gruesome.” Distracted by everything that had happened recently, I made the unfortunate mishap of interpreting Kiyomi’s private thoughts as audible speech. So when she was mentally defending herself against my criticism for being unobservant, I rudely retorted on a matter she likely wished to keep secret: namely her crush on Constantine. At least I was fairly quiet about it, mumbling under my breath the entire time. Still, it was not my finest moment, and probably made Kiyomi most grateful for her sister’s interference.
Guinevere’s screams called all attention onto her, even though her joy was destined for disappointment.
“That eye is gone,” I told her from my perch across the table,
“and I would never bring it to another world anyway. It is… was dangerous.” Breakfast continued as per usual once that interaction was over, but more participants were arriving by the moment. Eva was next to venture through the dining room archway, although the greeting she gave was far from the warmth of the others.
The rebellious teenager of the group sought to lecture me in an ironic twist of fate. She was most displeased with the story of her birth, but her displeasure did nothing to sway me. All she really succeeded in doing was eliciting a smile from my face, just as she got into a fight with her mother.
Eva was right in a way: I didn’t care. Katerina’s emotions would always be secondary to what I thought and knew was right; even in the case of kidnapping. That was why I would never call her a true friend, let alone a sister. Even if she were related to me by blood, that wouldn’t have stopped me from taking her original daughter; and, by extension, wouldn’t have stopped her from having the right to hate me. But feelings could not and would not ever be allowed to jeopardize my home ever again. Such was the price that came with my responsibilities.
Alas, I couldn’t voice any of that. Katerina, despite being a good mother and having my respect, was nothing short of a nuisance sometimes when it came to actually talking to her. The two of us held vastly different opinions on social etiquette and other fundamental values. I suppose that’s why I agreed with Eva when she called me, “some friend,” in a most sarcastic manner.
“She’s not wrong, you know,” I told Katerina once she sent that mouthy daughter away.
“I never really made an effort to be friends with you after I regained my memory, so I’m surprised you still call me that when talking to your kids.” Eva was on her way back to her room without food then, but she didn’t get far from us following her outburst. In fact, she was still in earshot for my admission when a far worse “daughter” popped up: a big boob ditz that snatched up the brooding teenager the second she turned the corner.
“She’s so cute! Just like a spunky version of Lizzie!” Eden had appeared as silent as the dead and as loud as a festival. She scooped Eva up in an impromptu hug without warning, catching her off guard with surprising deftness as her voice brought visible displeasure to my face.
“Ugh… what are you doing here, Eden?” My resident sex fiend of an in-law stood there in the archway now, carrying Eva back into the dining hall from whence she came while dressed in a rather comfy sweater. There she stood, unrelenting with her constant, falsely innocent smile as she addressed me.
“Oh pishposh, Nat,” the amazon began,
“I know you love me. You wouldn’t let me live with you, otherwise!” Eden quickly turned her attention to Katerina without even waiting for my response to that somewhat irritating truth, and she waved at the woman with a bright expression on her face.
“Hey mom! I’d ask how’s things, but I can’t stay long!” Then dropping Eva, the blonde woman walked briskly over to Robin and dragged the sleepy rabbit to her feet.
“Come on, you! Your little sleeping beauty finally woke up, so it’s time to go home!”Like an addict reacting to the smell of good coffee in the morning, Robin rapidly returned to the land of the living thanks to Eden’s words. She practically jolted to her feet and grabbed my in-law by the hand, finally allowing me to slip away from the dropped comforters whilst the bones in Eden’s palm crackled under white-knuckled pressure.
“Okay, I get it,” the blonde woman groaned in brief agony from her friend’s strength,
“You’re excited! But please don’t crush my hand! I kinda need that!” It was good to see Robin finally awake and with some combination expression other than depression in those moments. It was even better to see that Eden would be immediately departing without giving me cause for more migraines. She gave a quick parting, shouting,
“Bye~!” at everyone who was still seated, and then disappeared in a flash with my Robin in tow. Easy in, easy out.
“You lot have just witnessed the tornado known as Eden…” I told my hosts with a wide grin once the pair vanished before our eyes, then followed with a tongue-in-cheek comment.
“I’ve been considering reclassifying her as a hurricane but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.”