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Nihr

Character Info
Name: Solomon 'Nihr' Blaque
Age: Unknown
Alignment: TE
Race: Eldritch Prince
Gender: Male
Class: Count/sorcerer/alien?
Silver: 667
Nihr watched the Goblin talk, insulted because he called it a Gremlin? In his confusion he didn't see the second headbutt coming. This one got him good, the impact of the righteousness knocked him back. So he laid there flat on his back with limbs spread, trying to get his bearings straight. Trying to keep a grip on his sanity. Quickly, think. Do something?! He thought to himself. You got headbutted by a Gremlin. NO! Goblin. A Goblin named Scrubble. "Scrubble knocked you back to reality.", a familiar voice spoke in his head. The hallucinations of the King Nihr towered over him. Leaning down and staring at the floored Nihr who was rambling to himself as he thought out loud. 

"Well it didn't work cause you're still here." He said to the King Nihr before looking sideways and frowning at the Businessman Nihr. "And don't think I don't see you because I do! And don't give me that look!" Businessman was leaning against a wall, his Armani suit as impeccable as always, not a hair out of place. "I can't help it that you look so pitiful. You used to be great. A powerful ruler, now look at you. Hiding from rats, freaking out whenever you lose Ramla out of your sight?" Nihr stared at the man before slowly looking back at the ceiling, which was blocked by the King's face smiling back at him. "I was pretty great. We achieved the unachievable."

Nihr pushed himself off the ground with an irritated grunt and dusted off his clothes and readjusted the scarf around his face to keep his identity hidden from the people. Businessman walked up behind him and leaned to speak lowly in his ear. "Think. It's a dream." Nihr took a deep breath, trying to calm himself as his brain ran rampant. "Dreams aren't real unless you believe they are. They grow and intensify with emotions, desires and fears. But all dreams are born from a person. A sentient being capable of thinking and imagination." Businessman and the King stood on either side as the both asked, "And?…" 

Nihr frowned and shrugged his shoulder. "Well…easy. Dreams don't sprout out of the earth like that, somebody spawned an opening for the dream to escape. A person is its vessel, its portal. Kill the portal, kill the dream." But then Nihr looked up, his demeanor had calmed down now, he looked almost worrisome. "But what if I kill the portal and it unleashes the dream completely?" Both the King and the Businessman nodded in understanding, yes…What if indeed? "He's mad." The King said with crossed arms. "Ob, absolutely bonkers." The businessman said with his arms behind his back. And before they knew it, they both disappeared as Nihr had control over sanity once more.

Nihr shrugged his shoulders, "Only one way to find out." He looked down at the Goblin who he was sure must think Nihr is a nutcase by now…and rightfully so. "Thank you… Scrubble was it? I needed those headbutts." He observed the little green man for a bit and then looked around them. "Why aren't you affected by all this? The Dream doesn't seem to affect you like it does with us." Figures, ancient beings that traversed the galaxy get affected by hallucinations caused by a dream. But a Goblin just waltz through this place unharmed and unaffected. Damn thing might just save the day…

Nihr looked up as the rats that passed them by began to transform into insectoid creatures, it didn't take him long to realize that these things were created by himself and Ramla…Wait. That means she's close. "Scrubble, you haven't seen a dark haired woman walking around, did you? She kind of has a warrior princess kind of vibe right now." Nihr said as he looked around the area for her.

But his search was cut short when he heard a voice speak out to him and Scrubble. Looking over the other end of the road he spotted 3 people, 2 males and 1 female. Correction…two boys and Ramla. Looks like her mother instinct got kicked in gear. Well, at least he found her. And if what this man says is true then he and Ramla should dream up some more about the things they dealt with in a previous lifetime. Nihr walked over to the group and decided to follow them but not before making sure that she was alright.

"Ram-la." He gently lifted her cloth wrapped chin, briefly admiring the feint glow in her emerald eyes. "Well, meet Scrubble the Gremlin, I mean Goblin. Sorry." Nihr said to Ramla while apologizing to Scrubble. He then turned to the boys, "This is Ram-La and I am Nihr. Lead the way." No time for small talk but at least now everyone knew what to yell for when needing help from one another.

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Character Info
Name: Natsumi
Age: Appears early 20s
Alignment: CN
Race: Eldritch Horror
Gender: Female
Class: Witch
Silver: 10907
Tarishitar: the glorious floating city. Once thought untouchable by the other nations of Parvpora, this country's capital now falls under the eye of forces beyond its control. Dreams rose up from the depths, tormenting the untouchables and threatening to engulf the surface. The thought was all consuming to the council of guilds, but not because of the compassion of their hearts. No, like arrogant kings from many a fable, Tarishitar's leaders cared only for themselves.
 
While Mendean and the four mortals explored the depths, eager to shut down the source of madness; the most powerful guilds, including representatives from the Len Shang Dow, met in the center of the city to discuss current happenings. They were bickering amongst themselves in the chambers of the tallest building in Tarishitar for most of the morning, and only stopped when a guard could be heard arguing outside the main entrance.
 
"You can't come in here!" One of the guards shouted from beyond the oaken gate, causing the chambers to fall into temporary, dead silence. The same man was quickly launched through the door by an explosive punch, sending splinters out into the middle of the room. Still alive, the guard could only grunt before passing out.
 
"Were my notes insufficient warning?" A darkly cloaked Natsumi walked into the room without her mask, just after she had sent her initial impediment sailing. The guards within were quick to react to her fiasco, having brandished blades and magic alike; but the Goddess was ready for them. She locked their movements with her divine powers, causing them to freeze in place until she saw fit to release them. "Is that why you haven't evacuated the city yet?"
 
"You've no right to be here," retorted one of the council members within the meeting once his mind registered the questions being given! No one present tried to tell the guards to remove the fox after this bold reaction, because each one was plenty aware of the fact that the woman in front of them was pacifying violence in the immediate area. They respected her power, but still refused to acknowledge her request even after she adorned her deity mask.


"Prancing about like ants, you believe there are bigger threats to deal with, so you ignore my warning at your own peril." Pausing, the woman summoned several hundred pieces of parchment into the room: one for each note she had sent in the days before her arrival. All of them held the same contents, telling the leaders of Tarishitar to evacuate the city on the 10th of Calor. It was now the 10th, and every last one of them had ignored her. No plans had been made. Not even a hint of concern was given, much to Natsumi's irritation. "You have one last chance, though I doubt you can save everyone now that you've waited so long."
 
It was a dire warning, but the guild leaders were having none of it. They just looked snidely at the masked woman, and ridiculed her out of the room.
 
"God or no, we won't evacuate the city based on your word alone. Besides, you are Secrets and not Fate. You hold no sway over the future." So it was that Tarishitar's elite chose death. They chuckled at their own peril, but Natsumi was already leaving them. She turned around and departed from the chambers, not saying anything more to the proud idiots that ruled the city.
 
"I've given my warning," she proclaimed just before stepping through the threshold, "It's your funeral if you ignore it." The Ice Queen disappeared afterwards, manifesting above the vortex of ravens which loomed over a distant ravine. An invisible barrier formed beneath her feet, suspended without any apparent connection to a grounded construct. From this perch, Natsumi looked down, pondering the fate of those travelers stuck beyond the dreamlike barrier. Behind her, the backdrop of chaos was already beginning. A thunderous roar echoed across the sky all the way from Bakulaw, and the sickly green tear appeared to the northeast: just as she had predicted. The gas would soon be upon the city, but not before the Goddess got in her last word on the situation.
 
Unsure if the five could still hear her in their dream realm, Natsumi shouted downward. "Ladies and Gentlemen! It's time to spread the word! And the word is~" Pause for dramatic effect. "Panic!" The expectant screams and maniacal laughter followed the girl's theatrics, shattering the last vestige of peace Tarishitar's people had. Foul, purple smoke rushed past the fox, held off from her by a personal barrier. The force of the winds was almost hurricane in strength, more than enough to preemptively wreck the streets.
 
All was as Natsumi had warned against. The fumes of the Sirena Huli Secundus had afflicted the floating city's surface with madness, and now those citizens who lived at higher altitudes shared a similar fate to the untouchables they abused. Yet even as the general Mendean had spoken to earlier streaked across the circumference of the dreamscape like a giddy twit, the Goddess knew she couldn't stay to assist. She had done all she could by contacting the Auzial Academy for the Gifted weeks in advance. Already, the guild had people outside the city, and they would see to the fate of Tarishitar in her absence. For her part, however, Natsumi needed to close the breach lest something unspeakable appear from within. And so she disappeared into a gate within the first few moments of the outbreak. The Handler's Gate, which she now sought after, was in the North, in the mysterious, deadly land of Bakulaw.
 
Meanwhile, the general remained behind, repeatedly shouting the same phrase at the top of his lungs as he ran nude across the landscape. "I'm a pretty butterfly! Yay!"

 


Last profile edit: 1/2/2022
Dialogue: "speech" ~telepathy~ 'mental/silent/unintelligible'
Ramla

Character Info
Name: Sybille 'Ramla' Blaque
Age: 8000+
Alignment: TE
Race: Eldritch Prince
Gender: Female
Class: Countess/sorceress/alien?
Silver: 378
Ramla walked several steps ahead but paused when she noticed neither boy was following her. Staring at them she wondered if Tarishi wasn't the language she should've picked to communicate with them? She glanced around and stared at the carved out tunnels of the gulleyfolk, this place reminded her a bit like a hive. A memory she shouldn't have accessed right now because the walls and left over rats began to transform once again. She immediately recognized the insect-like creatures that spawned. 

The Narzjun is what Ramla and Nihr call them. A cosmic insectile race, with a ravenous hunger for magic and life. Magic is what draws them in, like moths to a flame. Feeding off it to bring more power to their so called 'Master Race'. Burrowing in the deep earth as they drain the planet of its nutrients until it is depleted before they move on to another world. And then another, and another…. The very reason why the Princes had to flee from their home. Each new generation because stronger and smarter, and more numerous. Ramla and Nihr may have lost the battle, but they have not yet lost the war. 

Ramla listened when Mendean spoke up, making a note of the language he used to talk to them. Well, if she had known she wouldn't have used Tarishi. Her accent would still be thick but she'd have an easier time speaking. "If that is true…" She spoke from behind her red scarf. "Then that means that the Dream is not strong yet? If this is the damage it can do now, I hate to think what will happen when it is at full strength." Her voice trailed off when she noticed how Mendean was staring off in the distance. Frowning she looked over, she looked relieved when she saw Nihr talking to a Goblin. 

She waved at him as he headed this way. Smiling softly behind her scarf, she never doubted him for a second. The man always seemed to attract trouble but he could just as easily find a way to escape it. She gave him a small bow out of old habit. A habit that made Nihr's eye twitch in irritation before he introduced her to Scrubble. "Nice to meet you." She said to the Green man as she led him walk in front of her. Not wanting him to be left behind with his short legs. Now they both awaited the instructions of this young boy who seemed to hold more knowledge than he led on.

Scrubble

Character Info
Name: Scrubble
Age: 27
Alignment: CN
Race: Goblin
Gender: Male
Class: Grand Inquisitor of The Faith of Holy Paladins of The Most Holy Lord Scrubble Blessed is His Name
Silver: 413
After the Scrubble had headbutted the man for the second time Scrubble just stood there watching him. The man was talking to himself, or perhaps Scrubble was talking to the man. Probably not though as the voice did not sound like the voice of Scrubble. After the man finished talking to himself he began asking Scrubble questions. "Scrubbles faith in Scrubble protects Scrubble from the dreams as Scrubble is Scrubbles shining shield in the darkness of not Scrubble". The next question was about whether Scrubble had seen a girl. "Scrubble sees all however Scrubble has not seen her". At this point a man started shouting at Scrubble and the veiled man about something. The man began walking towards the group and Scrubble followed close behind. It was at this point that Scrubble saw a woman! "Scrubble has has found the woman" declared Scrubble even though it was obvious that the man could see her as well.

After the man and Scrubble walked over the man introduced Scrubble to the woman AS A GREMLIN! Though he soon began profusely apologizing "Scrubble will forgive you this time". At this point the lady known as Ramla introduced herself to Scrubble "Nice to meet you too. Scrubble is a holy paladin of Scrubble"! At this point Scrubble took a moment to look around. There were two other men besides the two that Scrubble knew. Scrubble recognized neither of them however one of them probably did the shouting that summoned Scrubble over here.

It was at this point that someone mentioned leading the way. "Scrubble will lead the way for Scrubble will know where to go"! Scrubble then began walking in a random direction assuming the others were following him. Scrubble then began to commune with Scrubble for directions "Scrubble where must Scrubble go? Scrubble must go left to get to where Scrubble needs to go". Having gotten directions from the most reliable source Scrubble shouted to the people "Follow Scrubble friends for Scrubble now knows the way". With that Scrubble began walking left, continuing to assume everyone would follow him.

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear simple and wrong.

Italics is god Scrubble, bold is paladin Scrubble.

For those wondering why Scrubbles name is said so much in these posts its because I refuse to refer to Scrubble as anything but Scrubble.



Helanaii

Character Info
Name: Helanaii
Age: 59, appears 30.
Alignment: LN
Race: Human/Dragon
Gender: Female
Class: Guardian
Silver: 215
The lean body of a woman clad with a glistening violet and sky blue silken transparent cloak stood frozen at the side of a towering oaken made gate. It was embroided and laced with smooth flowing gold, etched with the name of some shop that was unimportant to the female at the moment.

She wound up here completely on accident. A long flight had been her current trial, but her wings had cramped after striking a large rock that hung from the sky city. Now she was forced to land and rest until her body healed itself. The woman was just beginning to realize the doomed atmosphere that clung to the air, the people that seemed to go one way even though they meant another. Through her life, she has managed to avoid most conflict, and now she's here. 
Lucky me.

Helanaii continued to stand unmoving in her spot, her body was completely perplexed while she continued to look about directly ahead of her. Her brain seemed to grow with a dim fog that interfered with her train of thoughts. Something began to hiss next to her.

Whirling around, she was now facing the looming door. The gold was indeed flowing. Snake-like figures began to slither their way up the door out of the floral design, their scales etched in the fine soft gold reflected the dazzling sun. One noticed her and began to stretch out towards her, flickering its thin tongue in her face.

Now she was completely unnerved. 

Helanaii quickly took a few steps back and the door turned still once again. She shuddered ripples of undulating goose flesh and quickly turned around.
"I need to get off this cursed rock." 
She muttered beneath her breath.

Her eyes kept their focus on the cobbled ground as she made quick strides forwards, not wanting her mind to give way to another horrid play of tricks.
She noticed a shadow only a split second before she slammed into something enormous. It sent her sprawling onto her back and left her head spinning. She scratched around the stones before being pulled up by massive hands. Her eyelids widened in a terrified manner while she stared into the body of a half-breed that cast a shadow over her. She looked up in his large golden-red eyes and almost lost her breath. It was a dark-grey species of dragonmen. He released her when she stood and she quickly pushed herself away from the figure and turned back around to wander with a shocked manner towards the more middle of the street. 

Helanaii didn't think it was real at all. However when she glanced behind her, he was still standing there watching her go.

Her hallucinations were getting a bit stronger. 

A short distance away and a new thing appeared. A small group of, people? With a booger colored creature shouting and leading the way? Highly unlikely. She approached them and stood directly in the path of the little green thing.

"….. You guys aren't real are you?" She asked them all plainly, trying her hardest to conceal the shakiness of her tone.

She continued to stand there and stare at them wide-eyed, demanding a response. There were plenty of people scattering about here and there she could've asked, but she needed to find out if what she was seeing was real of not, so asking the most unlikely of them all seemed logical.
Naota

Character Info
Name: Naota
Age: Appears 23
Alignment: CG
Race: Former Deity
Gender: Male
Class: Former Deity of Light and Dreams
Silver: 12527
(( OOC: Natsumi is his buddy so it's quite possible he might leave and try to go to the other location, feel free to keep going either way, this post isn't meant to draw away from what's going on, it's just what he would have done @_@ ))

The fellow thrown through the wall acted as if he’d merely tripped over with how he was handling himself and his eyebrows raised.  Was he human…?  It was hard to tell, a fact he wasn’t used to, he couldn’t get a good enough lock on his scent.  His lips parted when he answered him in his own tongue but they broke into a smile from his words as he nodded.  But the smile was short lived and soon faded when the realization of what he’d said finally hit him full force.  It wasn’t just a hallucination or memory of a dream or nightmare, it was there…it was actually happening.

As more people came near he regarded them all individually…None of them seemed to be enemies, but all of them appeared to be real.  While there was a part of him that wanted to test that out by touching them, he didn’t want to possibly offend.  He also didn’t like the chance that any of them might crumble and flake away just as the washed out people in his nightmare had.  It still chilled him to think about, more so than waking in a cold sweat from that very dream: this was real.  He’d felt the man crack and blow away under his hand, smelled it…breathed them all in.  He wasn’t keen to experience that again.

There were so many questions but he kept his usual silence as he walked alongside him to the others, his mind and eyes were constantly at work though and it didn’t take an observant person to realize how varied their party was becoming.  His lips parted when he heard a possible explanation for all of this though.  Something bigger was at work here and he followed the man’s previous gaze upwards.  There were so many swirling ravens it was almost like looking up at a convulsing night sky and for a moment he was in awe…it was beautiful, but so terrifying.  Torinasu was practically buzzing at his hip from the amount of energy everything was giving off…so much negativity.

All of that though, all of it, was stricken from his mind when he heard a familiar voice.  His blood felt as if it had run cold in his veins and a new fear formed in his mind: Natsumi.  That voice he’d know anywhere.  Since her ascension his worry for her had increased tenfold.  She may be more powerful than him now by leaps and bounds, but he’d forever have the image of a young brown haired girl sweating and dying to be born again in an inn…Whatever was happening here, as important as it was, he couldn’t ignore that she was up there and instantly turned to go towards the sound of her voice…not once even considering that it quite possibly could have been another dream.

His slow pace picked up to a run, and then a sprint, and when that wasn’t enough he took to teleporting in dashes meters ahead of himself to try and reach her.  Just as he was getting close enough to actually see her far off form he stopped dead in his tracks as a fast moving cloud washed along a barrier he hadn’t even realized was there.  What was she doing?!  How could she just be standing there when it came?!  The green of his eyes flashed to black and his teleporting sprint started up again but by the time he even made it to the barrier he could tell she was gone.  No, more he could feel she was gone.  W-Where did you go…?  Why did you just go?!  He didn’t know where she’d gone but he knew he wouldn’t be able to figure that out if he stayed here.



God Rules:
i. Has the ability to put any target into a deep sleep.
ii. Unmatched in holy magicks as well as light magicks.
iii. Can shatter illusions by bending the light to show the truth.
[ OOC: My main account but one of many! :D - Anton ]
Century

Character Info
Name: Mendean
Age: 18
Alignment: None
Race: Divine entity
Gender: Male
Class: Lord of Chaos!
Silver: 2061
Pushing forward, Mendean could feel the change. A subtle thickening of the air, crackling against the skin, the familiar tug of the other. For a dream god like himself, it was akin to immersing himself into a deep bath of warm water. The familiar embrace as reality began to part company with itself.

And yet, this was not the dreaming. It was some kind of interface region, where one world intermingled with another, never becoming wholly a part of the other, yet entwined to a degree that it became difficult for a mortal to tell the difference.

A pressure from far above in the city, where a different kind of madness was starting to take hold of the population. Different, and yet related somehow. Mendean felt the presence of another divine being up there. He did not need to look to know the identity of the watcher. He had not encountered this god before. That came as no surprise. Gods had risen and fallen over the past year, but Mendean had paid little attention to any of them. Not even the fall of the Knights had come close to touching the threshold of his world, which in retrospect, surprised him a little. Had he disengaged with the pantheon so thoroughly? It certainly seemed so.

The new god did not hold his attention for long. Perhaps under different circumstances he might have stopped to acquaint himself with this sapling, but not today. He cared little for the fate of Tarishitar above. Those beneath their privileged world were more important. Mendean had always favoured the underdogs of this world. It was in his nature.

Sensing the trail in the aether, the god nodded at Scrubble. “The senses of a goblin are formidable indeed, for this one has sensed the way instinctively.” Without waiting for the others, he began following the tiny paladin, feeling in his element. Madness. Flux. Chaos.

A narrow pass in the ravine. No steps to higher levels. Figures half-embedded in the rock face, children's carvings coming to life in the shadows, looking down, he could see his reflection looking back up at him from a perfectly mirrored floor. The reflection winked. Mendean winked back, then carried on. Spindly branches kept springing from the walls, brushing against him annoyingly. Swatting them aside, he noticed that they stuck to him. The further he walked, the stickier the twigs became. He looked down again. The reflection was unhindered and was making rude gestures at him.

The god sighed. It was going to be one of those frustrating dreams again.


God Abilities:

Can warp reality around him, so that the environment will begin to resemble his dream-like realm.

May enter and manipulate the dreams of others.

You cannot know Mendean for who or what he is unless he allows it. Even your memories will be altered to disguise his identity, unless he does not wish it. Even his aura is too widely spread for you to see.
Ramla

Character Info
Name: Sybille 'Ramla' Blaque
Age: 8000+
Alignment: TE
Race: Eldritch Prince
Gender: Female
Class: Countess/sorceress/alien?
Silver: 378
Both the Eldritch Princes heard a voice echoing through the ravine, but they couldn't make out what it was saying. Ramla paused in her tracks when Scrubble said that he knew the way. There was something familiar in the way he acted. The praying, the blind faith. Ramla grew suspicious until she realized what it was about him. Her eyes grew wide with concern. A Paladin. Slowly she looked over her shoulder and stared at Nihr before she followed the little goblin. Massaging the back of her neck, she must've pulled a muscle or something when fighting the giant rat She thought to herself with a grunt. Naota vanished, following his own path. She didn't know where the young man was going and frankly didn't care for it, but he'd be on his own then from now on.

Ramla only managed to take a few more steps in following Scrubble when another voice was heard behind them. She sighed heavily, almost grunting in annoyance. She saw the woman but grew tired of all these distractions. They've been lingering here for too long already. So she just continued to follow Scrubble, the others will just have to keep up. "We'll never stop the dream if we keep stopping for every person in need. Let's just go already." She spoke in her native language Kemehu directing it to Nihr.

When they reached the narrow pass Ramla didn't like it one bit. This was a perfect place for an ambush or to be trapped in, and god only knows what kind of spawns the dream will conjure. Nihr took the lead then and she followed. They were the last in line. As the branches kept getting tighter and thicker it was getting more and more difficult to move freely. Ramla reached her hand out for Nihr to grasp it, never letting go as they struggled through to passage.

Nihr

Character Info
Name: Solomon 'Nihr' Blaque
Age: Unknown
Alignment: TE
Race: Eldritch Prince
Gender: Male
Class: Count/sorcerer/alien?
Silver: 667
Nihr looked up at the swirling dance those crows were making, trying to make out what the voice was saying but alas. Super hearing was not in his set of skills. Nihr watched Ramla's display of facial expressions, smirking a bit when she stared at him. He simply shrugged. He already figured it out that Scrubble was a Paladin when the little critter mentioned 'Righteous headbutt'. Nihr wasn't as worried as she was though, as long as the goblin didn't direct its Holy powers towards them then it was fine. Let the thing swing its sword then. And about Naota, he already forgot about the young male. It was for the best however, the less people there were the easier he could work.

They had to pause again when another person seemed to be in need. A persistent little thing too. Nihr looked around himself and the others before nodding at the girl. "Yes. We are real. If you wish to follow try to keep up, if not. The exit is that way." He said as he pointed for a set of stairs behind her. Nihr chuckled when Ramla complained about 'saving' people. Didn't she just try to save the two boys? Perhaps this woman wasn't child-like enough, or seemed too old for her. Ramla always had a soft spot for children and youngsters. It bothered him though, she should stop playing mom so often. He followed the group again but waved for the girl to follow them if she still wished for it. "Keep up!" He said.

He shared the same opinion about the passage as Ramla did, but now wasn't the time to doubt. The dream was spreading fast so they had little time. So he walked in front of Ramla, tearing off the branches as they tried to cling to him. He looked over his shoulder and saw that she too was struggling. When she reached out to him he took her hand and helped her closer to him.

"This is getting frustrating!" He grunted loudly as he tore another coiling branch from his arm. But it's not like they could use their powers or whatever to try and break free, Like burning the branches away or something. They'll get caught in the flames as well if they did it. And neither Nihr nor Ramla had any weapons either. He yelled for the Goblin instead then. "I don't suppose you can use your righteous powers to rid ourselves from these damned twigs!"

Scrubble

Character Info
Name: Scrubble
Age: 27
Alignment: CN
Race: Goblin
Gender: Male
Class: Grand Inquisitor of The Faith of Holy Paladins of The Most Holy Lord Scrubble Blessed is His Name
Silver: 413
Scrubble marched forward with complete faith that Scrubble was leading Scrubble in the right direction. Apparently one of Scrubbles companions agreed with Scrubble and people began following Scrubble. As Scrubble walked people began talking about crows, Scrubble had no time for crows! Scrubble was on a holy quest from Scrubble! Though a much larger distraction was a woman, with wings! Humans didn't have wings or at least none Scrubble had met had wings. This must be a sign from Scrubble that Scrubble must stay the course. Wait did she ask if Scrubble was real "Of course Scrubble is real how else would Scrubble be Scrubble"?

As Scrubble walked Scrubble noticed that Scrubble and the most holy adventurers of Scrubble as they would now be called were walking through brambles on a narrow pass. Truly a test of Scrubbles resolve, Scrubble would not fail though! As Scrubble walked now just ignoring the brambles the shrouded man behind Scrubble asked Scrubble to get rid of the twigs. "Scrubble will get rid of the brambles for Scrubble"! After that Scrubble consecrated the holy blade of Scrubble with Scrubbles holy powers and began slashing at the brambles. Cutting down every bramble that came near Scrubble with extreme prejudice.

But while Scrubble was wildly cutting through the brambles Scrubble noticed something. A reflection, it looked like one of the holy adventurers of Scrubble. However it was making rude gestures, THIS WOULD NOT STAND! After clearing away some of the sticks that were trying to attack Scrubble. Scrubble sprinted and took a dive off the pathway into the ravine screaming at the top of Scrubbles holy lungs "SCRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBLE"! Diving directly at the reflection which at this point was looking extremely confused about what was going on.

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear simple and wrong.

Italics is god Scrubble, bold is paladin Scrubble.

For those wondering why Scrubbles name is said so much in these posts its because I refuse to refer to Scrubble as anything but Scrubble.



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