Once my feline friend and I were situated in the bowels of the nameless speakeasy, I began to sense something amiss in the city of Egjora. Circumstances had changed, according to my realm, but in a way I had not foreseen. The prize I sought had gone missing from its original spot: something that hadn't happened in centuries. This turn of events induced a sense of urgency, and so I wasted no time in continuing my ongoing conversation in order to hurry ahead for the more important details.
"Not precisely," I began after paying the bar wench for the speaking cat's meal. "I more so meant thieves and ne'erdowells. But enough of that, it's time I told you what I'm hiring you for." As if on cue, the table nearest us broke out into conversation before I could finish my current thought. Two, relatively loud drunks – which is to say normal speaking and not volume challenged like the rest of the speakeasy's patrons – were mouthing off about gossip they had heard around the city when they suddenly turned their topic to an ongoing transportation.
"Have you heard," one began? "They're finally taking it out of storage tonight."
"Can't believe the Duke is taking that dusty old relic out just to donate it to a museum."
"Not just that, but a jewel collection as well. They're putting them on display under heavy guard. Rather peculiar, if ya ask me. I figured crown jewels would be with the royal ass; not on display for visiting rich bastards."
"Nobility always were a bit screwy in the head."
Admittedly, the snippets were slightly enigmatic at best. In fact, only I knew what artifact these men were talking about in that room, and their gossip confirmed what my divinity had already been telling me. The prize I sought had been moved, and the terms of my engagement with Aspect would have to change with it.
My voice broke down into a whisper beyond this point, one shielded in encryption that only the shapeshifter could break. She would be able to understand my seemingly foreign language, even if she didn't know why.
"Seems our quarry has changed locations and become much easier to acquire," I continued in this strange voice while surveying the city with my unseen eyes. "But that also brings into question the necessity of this facade. Perhaps a reintroduction is in order?"
With but a simple thought, the disguise of the sailor vanished from me. My mask manifested before my true face was revealed, and it wasn't long before the haunting vision of secrets was laid bare for Aspect. No one other than her would notice the change, especially given that I had constructed barriers in order to project the image of a sailor to everyone else. From any angle but hers, Barthollomew was still in the room, rather than being replaced by the reclusive deity who was rarely seen in public.
"I am not an employee of Secrets nor a dead sailor," I said to the cat with my normal tone once my transformation was complete. "I AM Secrets, and there is something on that cart that I need. Originally I was going to hire you because I prefer to remain as anonymous as possible in my own private affairs, but things change. I will still offer you the crown jewels, because that was what I was going to pay you with anyway. All I ask is that you take them for yourself, rather than depend on me to deliver them to you. I will create a distraction that should make the job easy, so long as you are ready to pounce when the moment is right." Pausing, I transmitted another telepathic map to Aspect's mind, and then disappeared from my seat in a puff of magical smoke. My voice trailed off one last time before my essence disappeared entirely: one final instruction before I prepared my ambush. "Wait at this intersection until a carriage passes by. I shall open the door to your prize in the opportune moment."
One hour later at the corner of Qendressa and Leon, an inconspicuous carriage could be seen travelling under light guard. Four horses pulled the vehicle forth, and two guardsmen on horseback ran the flank. There were several more of their kind in the alleyways surrounding the carriage's route, but they kept out of sight to avoid unwanted attention. They knew something was about to happen, but not what.
Standing on a distant rooftop, however, I lay far beyond their senses, working my divine magics in order to ensure the caravan's vulnerability. It was the time I spoke of to Aspect, after all, and so I began the promised distraction without regard for her presence. The bolts on the carriage came undone by the first rule, as did the minds of the horses. Arcane barriers simultaneously sealed the additional guardsmen inside their hiding places, leaving them unable to do anything but watch as the stallions went mad and ran chaotically through the streets. The beasts of burden were freed from their dementia before any harm could come to them, but the guardsmen who had been riding around the carriage were long bucked off by that point.
With so much disruption, and reinforcements cut off, taking the jewels from the curator inside the ruined carriage would be easy pickings. I already had my prize safely wrapped in blanket under my arm just in case Aspect didn't show up, but the jewels were still there for the taking. For my own amusement, I decided to wait and see if my little shapeshifter had the humility to take them even if they were overtly easy prey.