At the time I was romping around in Iria trying to locate the Purple Star Sapphire, Robin was busy combing the markets of Adeluna hundreds of miles across the sea. She had gone there without my prior knowledge, and for the very same reason I had gone to Iria without hers. See, by this point in our relationship, the two of us had been together as friends for at least four years. We had gone on many adventures outside of Revaliir and had several bonding moments in private, but, as is typical for people with intimacy problems, we still had trouble admitting our true feelings for one another at the end of it all. We just didn't talk openly about things like that, instead vying to drop 'hints' in our sad game of eternal cat and mouse where both players were mice.
With that in mind, you can guess – accurately so – that Robin's trip to Adeluna was yet another gift stop in the story of a hopeless romantic. She wanted to surprise me when I got home from the "solo job" I told her about, so she ducked out of the house with Mushu in tow. The mini-wyvern claimed he would help her; that he knew some merchants in Adeluna with merchandise befitting my taste. At first, Robin believed him out of respect, but even she began to doubt his claims when they brought her to a particularly seedy market in the seat of Qendressa's empire.
"Mushu, are we really going to find something for Natsumi here?" The question she asked was an honest one, considering the prostitutes and strumpets that lined the nearby corners of the place Mushu had guided her to. The surrounding buildings were not as pristine as other parts of the city either, and most of the merchants in this "market" wore shady clothes that obscured their faces. Robin had the same reaction I would in a place like that, even if Mushu didn't share her concern.
"Come on, Robin," he exclaimed, "Trust your old friend here!" The wyvern kept an eye out from the red scarf around Robin's neck beyond that point. His initial excuse for being up there was that it made it easier for him to spot good deals; but, in reality, he was behaving much like a child in a candy store. His friend, no matter how naive she was to the world around her, picked up on that giddiness, and it only made her more suspicious with the passage of time. Eventually, she cast aside her polite silence on the matter and asked him directly what had already been on her mind.
"But I thought you said you'd lived in that vault for almost your entire life. How could you know which stores are good in this area if that's true?" Indeed, Mushu had been in Gifre's Vault for almost his entire lifespan. He excluded that detail when saying he could help Robin just because he didn't want to seem useless to her. By the time their pair ended up in the slums, his meager excuses were just his attempt at avoiding responsibility. Rather than own up to the fact that he had gotten them lost, he, instead, kept pointing his friend in random directions, all while hoping he would eventually be vindicated.
But when that strategy fell apart, he could only muster a last ditch effort to save his hide. "Uhh… Hey, Natsumi likes bows! Let's try there," he said in desperation once Robin started catching on. He was pointing at an alleyway labeled "Thorand's Used Wares" while speaking - his final attempt at saving his pride - and, while Robin still regarded him suspiciously for his actions thus far, she humored him one last time. The store had archery supplies on display, anyway, along with a very "enthusiastic" merchant that greeted her upon entry; so it wasn't exactly out of her way to visit.
"Young lady," was how the old, cheaply-dressed clerk of that place greeted her upon entry. "You seem like a warrior of some renown, so perhaps I can interest you in this." Indeed, the merchant wasted no time in his sales pitch. He immediately brought out a case from behind his counter before Robin could even say, 'hello,' and then quickly opened it to reveal a beautiful looking bow. The item was decorated in azure hues with golden tips, and the grip was fabulously soft. It was the spitting image of the rare, ethereal bows from Karith, but something felt off about it as the owner continued his pitch."It's a rare beauty from Endapano, where the elves duplicated Parvpora's Ethereal Bows. Any arrows fired from it will always strike true regardless of weather. Go on: try it! It can be yours for only 500 silver!"
Robin very nearly touched that bow to examine it closer, but, luckily for her, Mushu stopped her hand before it made contact. In a rare redeeming moment, the lizard crawled down my friend's arm, stood on her hand, and got into a shouting match with the conman who had nearly swindled them both.
"Hold up," he exclaimed! "500 silver? 500 silver for this piece of garbage?!" The merchant was stunned by this development, having never encountered a creature like Mushu before. He could only look at Robin with a dumbfounded expression for a while, at least before finally finding the words he was looking for.
"What is this lizard you have brought into my stall," he asked: a question that only intensified Mushu's anger?
"Lizard?! Listen here, monkey boy: I'm a dragon! D-R-A-G-O-N. I don't do that tongue thing!" Mushu had always been sensitive when it came to people questioning his size and calling him a lizard because of it. Comments of that nature always sent him over the edge: something that could be either good or bad depending on the situation. In the case of the conman, it was good, because the outburst distracted him from his act and therefore made him slip up on his lie.
"You're no more a dragon than this bow is sturdy…" He caught himself near the end, though not before Robin's companion verbally leaped on his weakness.
"A-HA! I knew it! You were trying to swindle my friend!" In fact, had Robin touched that bow, it would have snapped in two almost immediately. The merchant could then claim that she had to buy it since she broke it, thereby getting 500 silver off of junk or getting a pretty debtor to collect from for an unspecified amount of time. This original plan failed because of Mushu, but the merchant was far from cornered. Like every snake-oil salesman, he found a way to turn the tables again, and in a way that both Mushu and Robin sweat.
"Such bold accusations," he continued. "One might even call them slander. Perhaps the city guard would like to find out about this? Or even my protection officers in the mob?" Mushu and Robin didn't know what to say now. They both broke out in a sweat, all while the "merchant" was eying Robin's body. "Alternatively, you could just pay me damages. Let's say 5000 silver and I forget about your mouthy reptile next time my pals and I have dinner? If you can't afford that, we can always work out a payment plan. I accept all kinds of labor."