It's been exactly 715 years ago since someone even set a foot in the temple Kaiffa's lamp was left behind in. And it wasnt about to get any better with the undead roaming around the desert, even in the temple she was sealed away in after ruining the life of some noble wich had some pretty horrific consequences for his followers had mummies roaming about in it. She would ask them to keep it down but someone needed to rub her lamp for that first. Though with her ability to grant wishes it shouldnt take too long for someone obsessed with greed, a lust for power or a lust for lust to swing by and rub the lamp for the 3 wishes. The legend of the dastardly Kaiffa who enjoys ruining lives was a well known legend in the harena desert. And the day that no one would no longer hesitate to use something as magical and pristine as a genie wish was not here yet in a long time.

Though today was the day that she would get to play her sick pranks on desperate adventurers again. Someone was skilled enough to unlock the seals, get past the traps and undead and has nearly reached her lamp. Though she didnt know that, she was inside her oil lamp reading a book.

Kaiffa was shook around in her lamp, while annoyed it ment someone found the lamp and it ment that she could soon begin ruining lives again. With a sly grin she exited the lamp, apearing in front of the warrior in the shap and apearance of a young maiden with a long tail. She was moving her shoulders in a certain rhythm, almost dancing as she looked at her new 'master' who by the looks of it wouldnt take long before making a reckless wish that she could completely abuse to kill her. "Heeeelloooo, welcome. I would introduce myself but you must already know that i am THE great Kaiffa Kaligenia the Chaotic, bringer of great fortune and fabulous riches. For freeing me of that tiny little lamp i will grant you 3 wishes!"

In response to the no fake news phrase she quickly snapped her fingers and made a huge amount of G-fuel, popcorn and garden gnomes behind the warrior dissapear. Then she curled her ghostly tail around the chest of her master and leaned on her shoulder with one elbow while holding up some sort of notebook in her other hand. "Ah yes yes, is that your first wish or do i just need to add that to your terms of service? I can do both, but im certain you've hard of me?" She then grew back into the huge size, with her arms crossed with funky lighting coming from making her needlessly intimidating. "Then you should know the rules! HAHAHAAAAAH"

She snapped her fingers and nothing really happened as it was applied to herself, she had this constant big grin on her face, knowing that it was only a matter time before her destructivity would quickly ramp up in the form of scale. Fairly soon this one lich would be completely forgotten compared to the horror that is Kaiffa Keligenia. "Well! Underwater is the only place i get running water, so it would be nice to take a bath. I've been working with the little water seeping in here for about 10 thousand years. Good thing i showered this morning!" She then grew back to the size of her new master and smirked. "What's next?"

"No
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and to answer your very first question im supposed to say no but we've been lying for centuries about it so yes i can grant a wish to grant more wishes…"