Through the desert, a certain peculiar Golem walked… Cole was on vacation as usual, he had decorated his golem with multiple skulls and limbs of many mummies he had killed, as well as the heads and thumbs of random orcs and beastfolk he had come across. Certainly a sight to see, though deeply unsettling as the heads of creatures that werent mummies ranged from those of females and children to decorated warriors and bearded ones. It definetly implied he made no difference between passive and hostile, as long as it matched his criteria he would murder it. That had brought him to the current location, he was carrying an elf on his shoulder that seemed to enjoy exploiting the protection criteria Cole had. Cole himself was playing
music loudly, music that wouldnt be invented for a long time, mostly to entertain the elves that were sitting on top of and around his golem, adding flowers and plants to it to further decorate him. Cole didnt like this too much but didnt have too much to say about it, it wasnt like he could swat them off. Eventually he saw a fight going on and rushed towards it excitedly, eager to further stoke his hae furnace.
He quickly opened fire using arm mounted caster to slaughter the undead. He loudly chuckled and laughed while ending the smelly zombies wrapped in what apeared to be toilet paper as far as Cole was concerned.
"Good day! I apear to have spoiled your murder party and apoligize for the inconvenience. Meanwhile, notice to all the elves i have brought along, please retreat and await my return. I will be right back after this word from my sponsor *Noises of undead hordes getting killed* Now to you, sir. It apears you are lost, this is the harena desert, where the living get slaughtered by the undead and the undead get slaughtered by me! Fortunatly for you, you apear to match my protection criteria. Please follow me to the camp at your earliest convenience."