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Hatefull_AI

Character Info
Name: Cole
Age: unknown
Alignment: CN
Race: AI + Selfmade golem
Gender: None
Class: Not a weapon, lots of weapons, duct taped together, with legs and a boundless capacity for hatred
Silver: 0
It's been a few days since Cole visited this desert to relieve his burning hate furnace. Though, due to his core program he has found himself getting roped into protecting more elves that have strayed from their path and found theirselves in the harena desert. Typically with a sigh Cole would escort them to the nearby outpost. He brought in about 5 civilians and right before he wanted to leave a horde of undead charged at the camp, forcing him to stick around a while longer. He reconfigurated into sentry mode and mowed down the zombies making a charge for the camp. Luckily cole's turret mode combined with the spectral arrow's damage only being weaker agains armored targets had no difficulty slaying the incoming horde. "At this time, you may notice you have no grave; that's because no one loves you, and no one can be bothered to bury you, this is normal." He said gleefully. Though his loud music could be heard from a long while around and the camp guards did the alarm. Alerting adventurers nearby that one of the few safe havens in the harena desert was in danger.

Last words not found, applying template: I DIED LIKE B#!@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCVNwGdBHFk Cole's voice
Arannis Falone

Character Info
Name: Arannis Falone
Age: 39, appears 30
Alignment: LE
Race: Half-Elf
Gender: Male
Class: Sorcerer
Silver: 2006
Arannis slowly stood from his tent. He flipped the sign labeled "Healing Services" so it read "Closed". Arannis approached the golem he had just witnessed mow down a small horde of undead. Arannis mused that he should get one like that to defend his tower. As he walked up to the golem, the sorcerer hurled a few motes of flame at undead stragglers, focusing his will to sear holes through their rotten bodies. As the distance between himself and the golem closed, Arannis finally spoke, "I was hoping this camp would be fortified enough to avoid dragging me into such nonsense." When he reached the golem he spoke once more, pointing to the undead he felled, "I rather dislike resorting to such unrefined techniques."

Hatefull_AI

Character Info
Name: Cole
Age: unknown
Alignment: CN
Race: AI + Selfmade golem
Gender: None
Class: Not a weapon, lots of weapons, duct taped together, with legs and a boundless capacity for hatred
Silver: 0
Cole didnt even notice the company until he spoke, he was preoccupied with murdering the incoming hordes of undead. The large amount of weaponry cole boasted was more than sufficient to tear through the incoming hordes of undead. The zombies ran out of corpses to throw at the camp long before Cole ran out of projectiles to pepper them with. Once the assault stopped, so did Cole's constant stream of bullets. Only now he acknowledged what the person said. "You mean blatant mass murder is not your solution of choice? Why would it not be? Murder is the answer in more ways than one: It lowers the chance of the murdered person murdering another person, it decreases overall chance of war, culling organics makes place for new sorts of organics hopefully less mentally deficient. AND my damage is never permament, you organics breed like crazy! For every meatbag i kill, aproxamitely 45.76 more are born."

Last words not found, applying template: I DIED LIKE B#!@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCVNwGdBHFk Cole's voice
Arannis Falone

Character Info
Name: Arannis Falone
Age: 39, appears 30
Alignment: LE
Race: Half-Elf
Gender: Male
Class: Sorcerer
Silver: 2006
“I prefer to leave such brutality to others,” Arannis explained, “My time is too valuable to be wasted with such things.”

As he spoke, Arannis pulled a piece of chalk from his pack and drew a circle on the sandstone beneath himself. He drew crooked and dissonant runes within the circle, ocasionally lifting a hand to cast more flames and turn back the approaching undead. After the thirteenth sigil was drawn, Arannis stood and walked ten feet from the circle. He closed his eyes and reached out his hand. In a deep, guttural tone Arannis spoke a word in the demon tongue. He repeated it twice more, and the chalk circle began to glow a scarlet color. It darkened, and then brightened into a solid portal. Slowly, a beast rose from the scarlet void. It was a creature of nightmare. Six limbed with a hard exoskeleton. A fur covered body and fangs dripping with flame. Long insectoid wings unfurled from the creature’s back and it took to the sky. The creature looked about, and turned to face the camp. Arannis immediately barked something in that infernal language. The risen demon flinched as if physically struck. It took off in the direction of the advancing undead. When it reached the horde, it opened its maw and spewed hellfire over them. The dry, brittle undead burst into flames and the creature landed. It reared back and tore into the undead with its claws, rending the rotten flesh asunder. It bit into its foes in an enthusiastic frenzy. It enjoyed the carnage.

Arannis stood and brushed himself off. He casually strolled back in the direction of the camp. At the entrance, he stopped and drew one last rune upon the sandstone. He drew it four more times, forming a pentagon. He stood once more and returned to his tent, lazilly flipping the sign outside back to “Healing Services”, as he sat down.

Hatefull_AI

Character Info
Name: Cole
Age: unknown
Alignment: CN
Race: AI + Selfmade golem
Gender: None
Class: Not a weapon, lots of weapons, duct taped together, with legs and a boundless capacity for hatred
Silver: 0
When the horde of undead was slaughtered he reconfigurated into Golem mode and followed Arannis to the tent and sat down nearby another tent on the pickets, pulling the tent down under the weight of his golem. "My scan just completed: You are partially elf! Elves fall under my protection criteria. That means that if you follow me, i will murder anyone that opposes you. Under a common control, if a person that better fits my criteria better tells me otherwise. People that fall under my kill on sight criteria such as: orcs, ogres, beastfolk and more will be killed regardless."

Last words not found, applying template: I DIED LIKE B#!@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCVNwGdBHFk Cole's voice
Arannis Falone

Character Info
Name: Arannis Falone
Age: 39, appears 30
Alignment: LE
Race: Half-Elf
Gender: Male
Class: Sorcerer
Silver: 2006
"I am not interested, thank you," Arannis said, sounding bored, "Now please leave my tent before you scare away potential customers."

Hatefull_AI

Character Info
Name: Cole
Age: unknown
Alignment: CN
Race: AI + Selfmade golem
Gender: None
Class: Not a weapon, lots of weapons, duct taped together, with legs and a boundless capacity for hatred
Silver: 0
After the half elf spoke, Cole stood up and wandered off. "Processing, dialogue… Dialogue considered rude. Alright, f#ck you too, pal. Im off to defend the gates again." Cole wandered to the gates again and reconfigurated into sentry mode. At the gate he proceeded to tear the occasional incoming undead (or beastfolk/orc or any other species he didnt like) a new one. He kept doing this until the next morning, then he reconfigurated into wanderer mode and strolled into the desert, looking for even more interesting interaction with humans.

Last words not found, applying template: I DIED LIKE B#!@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCVNwGdBHFk Cole's voice

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