Being drunk is not something I make a habit of, and yet, even in my old age, it still happens from time to time. That time on the Itjivut battlefield, for example, was primarily because I underestimated the extent of my revenant's transference ability. I didn't think there was any chance inebriation could be transferred, but I was wrong. As my revenant got drunk, so did the real me – at least so long as I maintained the spell.
The first thing to go during situations like that is often my hearing. I don't lose that sense entirely, oh no; but there are definite anomalies when it comes to the volume of certain sounds. Basically, when I'm drunk, some sounds seem louder than others while still more seem softer. There is never any knowing which sound will be affected or in what way, but the effect was definitely obvious during the Wings of Winter in Revaliir.
After Gifre scooped Katerina off the battlefield, he glided north away from elven arrows. Because of his wounds from earlier engagements in the war, he had given up on his initial, frontal assault strategy. Instead, he maintained a strafing pattern: picking off powerful combatants and retreating before any counterattacks could be mustered. He would have crushed Katerina had she remained in his talons for too long, for she was the latest victim of this strategy.
Unfortunately for the dragon, though, the beating of his wings was actually the sound loudest in my ears at the time he passed overhead. Even though my beeswax earplugs still held to protect me from Toirneach's wailing, I could hear Gifre overhead like nails on a chalkboard. My headache from the alcohol only intensified with the noise, especially when he spoke in that churlish tone that he so enjoyed.
"Why must your kind continue this annoying resistance," he asked the captive wolf in his clutches? The question was rhetorical, for the dragon knew his answer. He just didn't care as he was continuously tightening his grip."I will crush your opposition, even if I have to do it piece by piece!"
The noise was too much to bear for my sensitive, hang-over induced hearing, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. Like an incensed idiot, I picked up Toirneach, aimed in the dragon's general direction, and shouted, "Damn bitchass dragon and his loud mouth," before firing. Ironically, I didn't hear the boom of Toirneach at all as I let loose an arrow from it, nor did I even hit anywhere close to where I thought I was aiming. The alcohol had compromised my vision as well as my hearing, so I hit Gifre's claw rather than his skull. The resultant wound was grievous enough to cause him to yelp in midair, and his cry was loud enough for the entire battlefield to hear.
Gifre released Katerina shortly thereafter, unable to hold her anymore without extreme pain running through his talon. The wound would heal eventually, but, in the mean time, the wolf was free to do as she pleased: provided she survived the fall into the snow next to me.