"Arm Pretzel!"
"Eh? AGH! UGH! GUH!"
The man holding the anti-magic device twisted his face in a contorted pain expression. A rather large, rotund individual had appeared behind him and grabbed his arms - wrapping them behind his back. The individual twisted the man's arms painfully and wrapped them around one another - effectively dislocating, but not breaking, them.
"Pancake Slam!"
The excited, high-pitched voice shouted out once more as both the man with the twisted arms and the individual behind him fell forward.
"Weeee!"
Mixie smiled brightly as she fell forward with the man; her massive weight fell upon him as they both hit the ground. As a result, the man had the breath beaten out of his lungs as Mixie's beautifully big body crushed him.
"You- you fat, ugly, bitch! You've got to pay for what you've done to my partner!" The older, greedy man shouted in anger at Mixie as he approached her - ready to attack in retaliation.
Mixie got up from her first target quickly, and turned aggressively towards the approaching geezer. The man's face turned pale as he saw Mixie's face. Her eyes glinted with a dangerous hostility and anger uncharacteristic of her.
"Hey. Old geezer."
"G-geezer?!"
Do you know what you've interrupted?"
"What? I don't care–!"
"Oh. You don't care, huh? You don't care that you interrupted what was supposed to be a wonderful meal between two new friends for the sake of some sick, disgusting market that only disgusting monsters like you and your idiot partner would participate in. The fact that there are people who would try and take advantage of pretty girls and make money off of selling them to other disgusting people really gets my blood boiling. Why do idiots like you always have to mess with my plans? I'd rather stick to cooking and enjoying time with friends and good people, but I always gotta deal with bastards who think they'll better than everyone else."
Mixie's face bulged in anger as she approached the man who had interrupted what she hoped would be a happy dinner time.
"I really hate having to deal with annoyances like this, you know…"
The old man, both angry and rather thrown off at the same time yelled out as he quickly moved towards Mixie in an attempt to attack and knock her out quickly. Surely someone as out of shape as she would be easy to deal with without the element of surprise?
"Why you!!"
"Pan-fried Retributioooooooooooon!"
Quite quickly, Mixie pulled a long handled cooking pan out of somewhere on her person. It was really quite confusing where she kept it to be able to bring it out on hand with such ease. As the man approached, Mixie grunted with exertion as she swung the pan's bottom side into the man's wrinkled face. With a loud "BONK!", the pan connected, and the man cried out in pain. He collapsed to the ground clutching his nose as blood spilled down his face and covered his hands.
"You've - you've broken my nose!"
"You should consider yourself lucky I limited it to your nose, dumbass."
Mixie's anger was still very apparent in her face and body language as she branished her pan like only a skilled culinarian could.
The man's face was red in anger and blood as he spewed disgusting drivel towards Mixie.
"You're a fat, ugly monster! No man is ever going to want to be with you, you know?! This isn't the last time you'll see me - or my allies!"
Mixie sighed in irritation. "I really couldn't care less if men don't want me. I'm more attracted to women, anyway. They're too soft and cute and pretty and — ahem! – anyway…."
Mixie raised her fist in an angry, threatening gesture.
"Go away and piss off before I use something other than a pan to beat you up, hey?"
Mixie hocked up a loogie and spit it on the old man's unconscious buddy. She turned to Lily who she hoped was still around. Seeing that she was, Mixie quickly smiled and completely altered herself from how she was just a moment ago.
"Lily! Mixie is happy you're okay!"
Mixie jiggle-jogged over to Lily and gave the smaller girl a big hug. She smiled and rubbed her face in Lily's hair.
"Heeheehee! Mixie is happy Mixie could help Lily so now we can cook tasty food and eat a tasty dinner together! HaHA!"
Taking Lily's hand, Mixie smiled at her once more and led her into the tavern again.
"Let's cook dinner, Lily! Mixie's got everything ready for that, okay? It will be fun and delicious! I promise!"
As Mixie smiled at Lily and helped her into the kitchen and the two began to cook together, Mixie couldn't help but hide a frown behind her smile. She had really wanted to never have to resort to violence again. It just wasn't what she enjoyed doing. She was the cute and squishy Mixie! She was supposed to be soft, round, and fun to be with, not mean, dangerous, and hurting other people!
When everything was said and done, however, Mixie admitted that she was happy she was able to protect Lily. The girl seemed so lost and alone, and Mixie took to her right away. She was really pretty - Lily was. Mixie wasn't sure who she was, but she was certain Lily was someone she'd love to be friends with.
"Ahh…."
Mixie's stomach rumbled with hunger and she patted it with a pudgy hand.
"Mixie's getting hungry, Lily! Let's hurry up, okay? I can't wait to eat with you!"
Mixie smiled brightly.