Drinking deeply from the silver-inlaid cup, Mathuin smirked at Lajaka’s joke at his expense. “In my defense, I thought her a particularly ugly woman at the time! And I’ll bet she still looked better in a dress that you, you savage.” Mathuin leaned back in his seat, running a finger over the hunting scene engraved on his cup. Fergal was certainly doing well for himself in these hills, even with Dun Caric and its petty chief only a day or so away. It spoke highly of the man’s acumen as well as the ruthlessness he was rumored to have shown during the war. Fergal’s company, by the end of the war he commanded it, had been assigned to root out the pockets of resistance to the Conclave and he waged a brutal, bloody, but effective war against the diehard members of the New Order. It had brought him the wealth he used to situate himself back in the Highlands and now he seemed to be using that same single-minded approach to growing his fortunes, which meant Mathuin would be able to earn some coin trading in information.
Lajaka spoke of her arrival in Sularia and Mathuin nodded along, noting that she skirted some details, details that he was also glad to leave unsaid. She was good thinking on her feet, something that Mathuin valued both when he lead men in battle and when he was out on the road, surviving on his wits. If he were stuck here, she might make a good companion, he decided. It could be a good change, having someone with him on his travels. But somehow, if he remained in this time, he felt that something had already changed, that his days of wandering were coming to a close, rift or no rift, and the thought made him uneasy. “Aye, more women than you can shake your stick at, Fergal, and just the way you like ‘em, with lovely faces, flowing hair, and an insatiable appetite. I am surprised ye haven’t visited there yourself more often. You can always tell Mairead it’s for business!”
He slowed his drinking, letting the others share the flagon between them, sipping instead on his first cupful. “She’s right, though she can’t tell a proper story. Makes the whole thing into a bore of historical proportions. The world was about to bloody sunder itself into ruin and she can’t make a damn story of it, Maker love her. Allow me, friend, to tell a proper story.
“So I was traveling north through these lands to Sularia, looking to see about this land of women who rule and men who are more weak-kneed than your esteemed self.” Fergal tossed a crust of bread at Mathuin who swatted it aside easily. “So there I am, in the market square, sword drawn, challenging the flower of their warrior womanhood to test their skill. Never once was I bested by the lot of them, though considering they were women, I ain’t surprised.” He paused to wink at Lajaka, and then continued his tale. “So I’ve bested ‘em and then this bedraggled creature comes across the market, offering to fight me as they had but I didn’t have the heart to wail on such a wee, waifish thing, so I took her in like a stray and gave her a drink and a meal. The next day, though, that was the bloody greatest of it.
“That morning I left the city for the maze in the oasis. There was the water clock there, as big as the whole of your vill here, and damn me if it wasn’t falling into ruin. And the people, oh the people you could see there. Folks from all over the damned world, both continents. Elves, dwarves, men from every kingdom, duchy, and princedom under the sun, scholars and mages and a whole host of nobles of every stripe, all wanting to be there if the damned thing was fixed so they could steal their share of the glory. And from the clock came radiating these rippling waves, you see, great ones and small ones both that tore at time itself. Folk were standing there one moment and disappeared the next, the Maker only knows where.
“So there I am, riding out, and I come upon the strangest bunch of buggers you’d ever see. There’s a southron woman, armed like a Highlander, a wee boy, scarcely a man, barefoot if you’ll credit it, riding on dark tentacles of magic like some bleeding fair-ground freak, and a wee elf woman who, well, let us just say, was intimately acquainted with the problems at the clock. So I come upon them, so I do, and the boy wraps us in magic like a bubble and we head to the maze when we come across the strangest bloody thing I have ever seen.” He paused, letting tension build as he took a drink to wet his throat before continuing.
“So we are heading to the maze, the four of us, and we come upon bodies, at least a hundred of ‘em, and each of them us. It was madness, I tell you Fergal, seeing a dead self at my feet and another a yard away, looking like they’d all torn themselves to pieces in a great melee. Maker knows what that was about, but the boy and the elf magician seemed to think there’s a whole host of worlds and a whole host of each of us in each. Who knows, it may even be true! There might be a world where Lajaka there’s a proper lady and you aren’t a tight-fisted bastard!” Laughing, he finished his pint and poured another from the flagon. “So there we were, standing in what looked like the Valley after the fighting, and then…”
Mathuin paused and cocked his head to the side, looking at Fergal. “This, my old friend, is when you toss a few crescents to your loyal hound of a man here for the end of the story and the sorts of things that might turn a fellow in your position a tidy profit. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.” Smirking, he put his feet up on the table and looked at Lajaka. “And that, lass, is how you tell a damned story.”