“Now, what do we do with it?”
The younger boys looked at Will Tanner with wide eyes and wider smiles. The ringleader of the local troublemakers, Will stood a head taller than the other boys, all rangy arms and legs topped off with an unruly mop of tangled hair. In his hand, he held the burlap sack of nettles they had collected and he carried his bow unstrung over his shoulder like he always did, much to his father’s dismay. “Learn the trade,” his father said while he dragged buckets of dung through the tannery, “and settle down. About time you found yourself a girl with a proper dowry as well.” And rather than listen to another of the interminable lectures about his future and the noble profession of soaking hides in a mix of shit and piss, Will took off for the rolling hills outside of town with the rest of the young boys of the village.
“There’s the party today, yeah? For the merchant’s lass, her nameday. And her father being the big man about town that he is, all the richest buggers will be out in force to kiss each other’s arses. So… the way I see it, we should liven things up some. Follow me!”
Laughing, he lead the way back to the village, sprinting over the heather and gorse-covered hills and down the sheep tracks that lead to the village’s western boundary. Nearly four hundred souls lived in Dun Braedon, most of them herders and tradesmen of some stripe, and the peace in the south of the Highlands brought a calm not to be found among the clans in Dunholm and farther north. Unfortunately for John Tanner, a dour, business-like man and Will’s father, some of the wildness of the Northmen had not been bred out of young William. His other sons had learned the tanner’s trade and his daughter had been married to a respectable journeyman smith from a village two day’s walk away, but Will was a terror. He spent more time with his bow, whipping arrows at trees until he could compete with the foresters at the harvest festival. And if that was not already bad enough, he was a lover of trick, pranks, and all manner of mischief. And that was exactly the sort of thing that Will had in mind.
The reeve lived on the western side of the town’s main market square, opposite a shrine and the guildhall in a large stone house. Unlike the men farther North, the southern Highlanders built more and more in stone and less in timber like the halls in Dunholm and beyond. These settlements were more permanent, rooted in the more fertile soil and their construction showed that stability. It also made it easier for a cretin like Will Tanner to climb. Tying the bag on his back and leaving his bowstave propped against the wall, Will pulled himself up the uneven stonework while the dozen or so boys looked on from the tavern’s yard across the road. When he reached the top of the wall, he grabbed one of the roof’s beam’s through the thatch and pushed off the wall. Just to his left there was a horn window that led into the reeve’s chambers and, with a swing, Will kicked it loose from its frame. Shuffling over, he swung again and got his feet on the window’s ledge then let the momentum carry him into the room.
The reeve’s best breeches and tunic were laid out on the edge of his four-poster bed and Will grinned like a fiend. He pulled off the bag from around his back and quickly went about his business. Using a piece of leather from his father’s scraps to protect his hand, Will grasped stalks of nettles from the bag and ran them along the insides of the reeve’s clothes, leaving the sticking burrs behind as he withdrew the stalks and jammed them back into the bag. He tossed the bag back out the window and moved to the sill, where he twisted the horn in its frame until there was barely a large enough gap to fit through. Then he reached into his pouch and took out his bowcord and a small withy he had taken from near the millpond. He looped the cord around the withy in such a way that it would come untied with a sharp tug, then climbed out the window with the cord trailing behind. The branch caught the end of the window and Will drew it slowly toward him until it was nearly in its frame. Then, his feet on the window sill and one arm bracing against the roof’s beam, he gave a sharp pull on the cord. The window snapped back into the frame and the withy fell onto the floor of the reeve’s chamber.
When he dropped back into the lane behind the reeve’s house he tucked the bowcord back into his pouch, grabbed the bowstave, and titled it toward the rest of the boys as he bowed like a performer they would likely see that evening. “Now lads, my da’s out at the pits, so let’s grab us a skin of his wine and see if any of you sods can outshoot the great Will Tanner.” The boys laughed and sped down the main road, past the trestle tables being carried out for the party. Caitlin was from a well off family and the patriarch of the McKenna’s was going to spare no expense for her nameday celebrations. Will was looking forward to the feast to come but it would not be until the evening so rather than look to his duties around the tannery, he drank in the verges of the woods and shot arrows until his fingers were sore and the sun was setting. Then, staggering a little from the wine, he slunk back to his father’s house, hiding the bow in the roof’s thatch and sneaking back into his small room.
His father was only minutes behind him but when he pushed back the hanging leather that served as the room’s door, he saw Will dutifully washing his face and combing the worst of the tangles from his hair. “Well, I’ll meet you there,” his father said gruffly, and let the partition fall back into place. Will let out a sigh of relief and collapsed onto his pallet before rummaging around to find his cleanest tunic. Even if everyone said she was a witch, Caitlin was turning into a fine looking young woman and it would not do to arrive looking like he had spent the way pulling pranks and drinking with his friends. Appearances, in a place like Dun Braedon, had to be kept up.
With his hair wetted down into a semblance of order, Will rescued his ever-present bow from the roof’s thatch followed down the patch back to the square. Fires were lit and the smell of roasting meat carried over the cool evening air. Will listened to the melodies of a traveling troop of musicians that Caitlin’s father had hired for the occasion as he got closer and could hear the stamp of feet as people kept time with the song and encouraged the dancers. Pushing his way through the crowd, he saw that the girls and boys of the village were already dancing and he smirked, opting instead for a pot of ale from the tavern’s table.
He drank on the fringes of the older men’s circle, where the fathers joked about when they were the ones dancing and half-haggled dowries for their daughters, and watched the dancers. He saw Caitlin, looking quite fetching in her dress as the dancers twirled and laughed, trading partners in the reel. Then Will saw him, the reeve, and laughed. The man was writhing in his chair and even in the dying light of the day, the blotches on his skin from the nettles were obvious. It served him right, Will thought a touch viciously, for being an overbearing bastard and raising a worse son, Dougal. The boys were of an age but Will and Dougal never saw eye to eye. He was too much like his father, the reeve, aware of his station and willing to lord it over others. Dougal thought he was entitled to the best things on account of his birth and Will, ever the contrarian, made it his mission to annoy Dougal at every turn.
When the couples turned and switched partners again, Dougal bowed to Caitlin and she curtsied in kind. As they spun to the music, Will grinned and put his pint aside, nearly empty. When they got closer, separating to spin four-handed with another pair of dancers, Will casually stuck out the stave of his bow and tripped the reeve’s son, sending him staggering out of the dance and into the knot of village fathers. Without missing a step, Will took his place with a cheeky smile, his bow stave casually leaning against a table. “Well, Miss Caitlin, it seems your partner seems to have lost your partner, so I will be his replacement. Will Tanner, in case you don’t remember,” he said with a bow, “and a happy name day to you.”