As Ed turned onto the docks he found himself colliding with another person. Instinct had his arms moving up to push the man away from him, while a few too many glasses of wine had him stumbling backwards. The combined effect had him backing up a step or two, waving his hands around in front of his body. It did not make for a very heroic display, but considering the way the man he had stumbled into was falling backwards too. Perfect. It would have been plain embarrassing to be the only one caught off guard. His hand drops to the hit of the knife at his belt, as he prepares himself.
The man is short, scruffy and clearly has missed out on the opportunity to bathe for the last… Well, it looked to be a while. His lank, greasy hair could probably pass for a dark blonde, and a scar on his cheek, starting at the corner of his mouth, tugs it up into a slight sneer. The man is wearing simple clothes, the tunic's showing off forearms thick with muscle. Ed takes note of the dagger held loosely in the man's hand, before also registering the fact he seemed to favor one leg. If they had run into each other while the man had been taking a step with the other foot, then the man would most likely have gone down hard. Finally, and worryingly, he seemed to have a group of followers. Two for sure, though a small crowd already seemed to be forming, following the man maybe?
Well, this could certainly have gone better. Weighing the situation as quickly as he could, which even while slightly addled turned out to be fast enough. He dropped his hand from the dagger and instead set about quickly straightening his overcoat, pulling it closer about himself in an attempt to hide his own cheap clothing that he is wearing. He had to hope his companion would be fast enough to play along, and that Peabody's own impeccable clothing would do to sell it.
"Peabody!" He exclaims, feigning outrage and raising his voice to carry across the crowd that is quickly picking up numbers. "This man," A pause for effect, along with his own sneer at the man across from him, "has struck me! I demand satisfaction!"
To his credit, Peabody did not miss a beat. Stepping in between Ed and the stranger, he had his glove off in the blink of an eye and was using it to strike the increasingly confused man across the face.
"Have your man leave word for mine at the Salty Barrel. I will see you at dawn!"
Without waiting for any kind of response, he continues on his way down the docks. The key to selling this would be confidence, something Ed plenty of. Enough to spare. Perhaps a little too much. No, never that. From the corner of his eye he caught sight of Peabody catching up puling his glove back on, his face a mask of professionalism. That is when he caught sight of someone, a little someone, leaping into his boat.
"Peabody? Is that dwarf boarding our vessel?"
A pause. "I believe it to be a child, sir."
As ropes are loosened, the sail flaps absently.
"Peabody? Is that dwarf child trying to steal our vessel?"
Another pause. "I do believe so, sir."
The thought floats around his mind for a moment as he tries to understand why anyone would even try to steal the boat. But then he saw that it was beginning to move, ever so slightly. Eyes widening, Ed gives himself a small boost of agility using magic and takes off down the dock, doing a quick calculation to work out where the ship would be so he could leap in and take control of the situation. He tears past the ship, feet carrying him for seven more steps before he realises the boat has not moved any further. He stops, wondering what could possibly be going on as he spins in place to look back and see Peabody, rapier in hand, standing at the edge of the boat. The tip of the blade is hovering in pace, ready to strike. If only Ed could be that… Well, words failed him then. He makes his way back to the boat and looks at the would be thief.
"Now, dwarf child, I do believe you owe us an explanation. As do you." He turns a stern gaze to the mage bundled up in her robes at the back of the boat, still in the exact position he had left her in earlier. Was she going to let this child steal their boat, with her on it?!
That doesn't go in there.