A frigid wind blew across the plains from the north. It circled and danced its way across the moors, over tiny rivers, and through tranquil meadows. Small birds caught it under their wings and lifted up, singing into the cold, grey sky. It blew past a group of rams, uncharacteristically in lower climes in the shadows of the mountains to the southeast. They chewed on the sparse grass as the wind tugged playfully at their coarse wool. One ram looked up from his meal, bored eyes scanning the horizon as he chewed loudly. Then he stopped suddenly as he spotted something shambling across the plains. It was but a moment before the ram, spilling half-chewed grass across his chin and the cold ground below, let out a loud bleat and began running for the foothills and higher ground of his mountain home. The other creatures, put off by their fellow's loud interruption of the dinner party looked up to see what had caused such a bother. They too began bleating and running for the hills, causing rocks to skip down the rolling hillside as they did so. Dust rose from the few rocks that fell and rose into the air, but was disturbed and brushed aside as a red-robed figure, dripping and soaking wet, barged his way through it. The rams had left some leavings behind, as animals are wont to do, though they didn't smell nearly as poorly as this newcomer, who smelt strongly of death, decay, and sea salt. The figure leaned heavily upon a steel staff with a sickly green orb atop it. One hand was raised towards its face, and it seemed to be muttering discontentedly to itself. "Of all the times… Why did I have to go and… Is that an eel in my spleen?"
The figure continued trudging on southwards, tracking sea water and a modicum of ram droppings in his wake. The decayed robe was incredibly frayed and disheveled, and it seemed to be just as worn out as the body of its wearer… who was dead. But this was no ordinary corpse, no. This was an undead; a lich to be exact. The figure took its hand away from its face to reveal a horrifying landscape, raked and ravaged by time and nature. Blue lights emanated from its eyes, casting an eerie light on the decaying strips of skin that still clung desperately to the creature's face. "Harriet!" The thing shouted, its mouth not moving as the voice seemed to emanate from much deeper within its form. "Harriet! Can you hear me? Squelch twice for yes like we practiced!" The corpse stood in the plains for a while, waiting for a response, before a fat nightcrawler oozed its way out of the corpse's eyesocket. "Oh, Harriet, thank goodness! I thought I'd lost you, there. I didn't realize I was walking through the ocean until that shark came, I swear!" The corpse stroked the nightcrawler with one finger, the negative energy not having any effect on the creature that lived constantly in contact with the dreaded being. "Well… really the school of fish should have caught my notice first but, well, you see odd things in travels from time to time. Flying fish aren't too far out of the question, Harriet. Say… flying fish…"
This was Thanxeros, the lich. He was once a much lauded and sought after master of the arcane, and now a dead man. He shoved Harriet back into his eyesocket and continued on south, visions of flying fish dancing in his head. By the time he looked up again, a few weeks had passed. To Thanxeros, however, that wasn't much time. It was time that had been spent in quiet thought and reflection. Well, there was the mountain lion attack, but that wasn't the point. He looked around to see himself in a beautiful forest, though it was unlike any forest the lich had ever seen. All around him the trees positively danced and shimmered with different shades of scintillating blue. Small motes of blue light danced about him, almost little reflections of the blue orbs of his eyes. He looked up to observe the canopy and saw that the sky wasn't the color he expected it to be. First it was red, then green, then a deep turquoise blue. "Harriet", he whispered silently to his companion, "I believe we'll be staying here a while".
Thanxeros spent a long while wandering the woods. There were many dangers that he inadvertently avoided or ignored, and he found himself many a time stopping to rest under lovely giant flowers. He couldn't smell that they gave off the stench of a rotting body, and it didn't matter as he did as well. Occasionally, small fairies would hover near him, regarding him and whispering to each other about the odd visitor the woods had recently gained. The few times Thanxeros noticed these whispers, he simply muttered that Harriet needed to stop talking so that he could continue his studies and settled in with his scrolls. Finally, after a few days of travelling through the woods, Thanxeros saw a beautiful tree bearing vibrantly colored purple berries. Something about these berries caught his attention and he approached, the blue orbs of his eyes darting from cluster to cluster. "My, my, Harriet. Have you seen fruit like this before?" He reached up and plucked a single berry down from the tree and regarded it closely. "It really is a beautiful shade of purple. I used to wear robes this color, actually, a long time ago. Oh, if only I could taste again." He dropped the berry, then stopped. He began to wonder about what properties these fruits might have. Then he grinned, snapping a few strips of flesh in the process, and took out his mortar and pestle. "Now where did I put that eel, Harriet? We need a test subject."