[The first five pages show indescribable drawings made out of glue, glitter and charcoal, after that the text is written in eyebleeding crayon colors. They are all written in large sloppy characters]
MAI DIARYYY I FORGOT I HAD THIS
I HAVE MADE A NEW FREIND TODAY AND SHE IS A BIRB WITH FEATHERS AND ALL AND SHE CAN FLY
I MADE ANOTHER FRIEND AND SHE IS A MERMIEAD AND SHE IS ALSO FRIENDS WITH THE BARB
THE BARB KNOWS MAGIC NOW
CRABBYYYY
[the rest of the book is untouched. More shall be added soon]