Time to start putting things in order, as well as try my new writing machine! I think I shall call it the "letter-puncher". It is the fruit of countless hours of labour and fine-tuning, a process through which I must say I learned quite a few things about reliefs in metalwork as well as earning a new scar on my right arm! This one is a burn mar, approximately 1,2 centimetres in diameter, afforded me by a piece of molten iron. It holds the shape of a droplet, which has inspired me to invent a method for gauging water toxitcity, but I will get to that later.
Now, letter-puncher. This machine was created for the purpose of easing the process of writing, allowing things like logs, scripts, and contracts to be written up with ease, speed, accuracy, and guaranteed legibility. The way it works is that I carve a mirrored letter in relief on a piece of metal, then attached that piece of metal to an arm of specific length. This arm, in turn, is connected to a lever system which is in turn connected to a button. For future reference, I shall mark the blueprint as AOI-09, which is coincidentally also the word for fried fish in ancient moravoproxarian when pronounced aloud.
Now, each of these buttons will do two things when pressed. The obvious thing is to engage the arm connected to it, punching the letter iron (coated in ink, of course) onto a piece of prepared parchment, paper, or other easily wirtten-on material. The other is to move the plate holding said material slightly to the side, so as to prevent a briofazillion letters from overlapping and becoming an illegible ink smudge. Which reminds me, I must catergorize my invented numbers, for a briofazillion is surely more than a dillion, but certainly less than a gigamontrodixolaarofilliard. In any case, there are some more advanced aspects of this new machine not yet mentioned, but they can be found in the associated blueprint.
Now, I have been an inventor for quite some years. I managed to introduce light-filtering impurities in glass to create a goggle lens which prevents the sun from blinding me, as well as a focal adjustment procedure which allows me to use my goggles as both vision correction device and zoom lens. (Note to self: do not use zoom lens while ambulatory, as associated symptoms include nausea, dizziness, loss of orientation and low-hanging branches to the face.) But I think it is about time to head out and travel soon, for I am running out of brilliant ideas to improve the world, and it would be a shame, no, a crime! to not share my inventions with the good people of the world.
As a post scriptum of sorts, I add that I will need some new samples of harrowwort and nightthistle, as well as oxidated zinc, as I am about to run out of helioraditatory insulation cream.
Post post scriptum: make "to-do" list.
End of Galvin Gear's log entry 1